Monkey business and tales of chicken fillets used as injury prevention, Marseille’s former Manchester United defender really is a curious case…
Patrice Evra is a happy man – we know this, you know this, everybody knows this.
And why is the former Manchester United defender always smiling? Well, wouldn’t you be if your life involved playing a bit of football and hanging out with monkeys!
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The France international really does appear to operate in a different world to the rest of us, with the video above also including tales of how the experienced full-back once used chicken fillets as injury prevention.
He wore them in his boots, apparently, not as shin pads!
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