The top 25 funniest fantasy football team names

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Put the finishing touches on your team for the upcoming 2017-18 season with our list of the most amusing football-related puns and jokes

You’ve signed up to play fantasy football, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then… the dreaded team name screen hits you.

We’ve all been there, spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

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This year, Goal is here to save you some time and energy.

We’ve collected the 25 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names as voted for by users on the Best Fantasy Football Names website, which you can visit here.

Have a quick read of these and you’ll have your 2017-18 side sorted in no time.


25. HUTTON DRESSED AS LAHM


HD Alan Hutton Aston Villa


24. BAINES ON TOAST


Premier League TOTW | Leighton Baines


23. LADS ON TOURE


Yaya Toure Manchester City Premier League


22. IBE GOT A FEELING


Worst Premier League Team of the Season so far | Jordon Ibe


21. RIDERS OF YOHAN


Yohan Cabaye Crystal Palace Premier League


20. BLINK-1ETO’O


Samuel Eto'o Antalyaspor


19. DIRTY SANCHEZ


Alexis Sanchez Chile


18. BACUNA MATATA


Leandro Bacuna Aston Villa


17. CESC AND THE CITY


Cesc Fabregas, Daniella Semaan


16. BALOTELLITUBBIES


Mario Balotelli Nice


15. MEN BEHAVING CHADLI


Worst PL Team of the Week Nacer Chadli


14. THE ZARATE KID


Mauro Zarate Fiorentina Qarabag Europa League


13. NEVILLE WEARS PRADA


Gary Neville FC Valencia 18022016


12. ABSOLUTELY FABREGAS


Cesc Fabregas Eden Hazard Chelsea Premier League


11. NO WEIMANN NO CRY


Andreas Weimann Liverpool Wolves


10. LORD OF THE INGS


HD Danny Ings


9. AYEW READY?


Andre Ayew West Ham Premier League


8. THE WIZARD OF OZIL


Mesut Ozil Arsenal 2017


7. BENTEKE FRIED CHICKEN


Christian Benteke Crystal Palace Premier League


6. FLYING WITHOUT INGS


HD Danny Ings Liverpool


5. SHOW ME DA MANÉ


Sadio Mane Liverpool


4. GAME OF THROW-INS


Lionel Messi Barcelona


3. CTRL ALT DE LAET


Ritchie De Laet Aston Villa


2. WHO ATE ALL DEPAYS?


Memphis Depay Lyon Dijon Ligue 1 19022017


1. LALLANAS IN PYJAMAS


Adam Lallana England World Cup qualifying

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